Saturday, April 5, 2008

Tiny Boys
























Top 10 Things You Never Think About with A Tiny Child:

1. Chicks and ducks -- 20 months is too old for chicks and ducks for a boy, but 6-12 months clothes are covered in chicks and ducks.

2. Shopping cart straps only go so small. This fact results in a flipping completely around in and standing up in a shopping cart despite being strapped as tight as it goes.

3. Restaurant high chairs -- see No. 2.

4. Home high chairs -- see No. 2 and 3.

5. People guess your child's age at about half -- forcing you to enter in the preemie conversation whether you want to or not.
6. Diapers can be outgrown in length, but not weight.
7. All children's waistbands assume fat babies.
8. Feet don't touch the ground on ride-on toys.
9. They disappear in baby swings. See Nos 2 - 4 above.
10. They are so darn cute and totable.


P.S. Despite the first picture above, he's not walking on his own yet, but he is now willing to take a few steps with only one adult hand to hold.

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